More like speed-up-the-spread-of-communicable-diseases day

Apparently today is national high-five day...I know, I didn't know such a thing existed either. Yet it does. It even has a logo.

I think I will refrain from partaking in the high-fiving festivities. If there's one motto that defines my general queasiness of touching anything, it's "Who knows where people's hands have been?" I shudder just thinking of the palms of the most prolific high-five whores.


Air fives are more my style.

Peru, 2007