Sunday, March 27, 2011

Scratch Oregon off the list of places I'd like to live!

Apparently Oregon is 300+ years overdue for an earthquake that could send a Tsunami all the way to Japan. One expert called the fault line running through Oregon “9 months pregnant and overdue”(in geologic terms, that is). This time line proves it:


An informative pamphlet about Oregonian earthquakes can be found here. (That's where I stole the earthquake timeline.)

Man, and I've been worried about earthquakes living here in LA! I heard a thing on the radio today that said I should have an earthquake kit in my house and my car. Should i be worried that I don't have one in either place? All I have right now is a half-baked plan to grab my computer, external hard drive, camera and wallet and run the hell out of here at first sign of trouble.

Maybe I should get a gun. I'm sure in the apocalypse whoever has the most bullets is going to come out the winner.

Or, you know, I could put some jugs of water and cans of soup in my car.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Signs of Armageddon?


In case you haven't heard, there was a giant earthquake in Japan.


I really hope I get out of LA before California gets its long overdue quake. I'm not sure my apartment could stand up to a major shift in the earth's crust. Though I do think I'm far enough away from the ocean that I wouldn't be flooded...I think. I hope. Maybe I should invest in a scuba suit just in case.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

First grocery carts, now BART seats

It's probably not safe to touch anything. Ever.

The thing that surprises me most about this New York Times article about the disgusting bacteria hiding in the seats on BART is that the BART police received only 245 complaints of urinating or defecating on BART last year. That's not even one complaint per day! Perhaps humanity is cleaner than I suspected.

Side note: BART police? Sounds like a cushy job. Pun intended! Yuk Yuk.

And now, a moment of morbid humor


Via fuckyeahnouns.com, the internet meme sensation.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Sixth Mass Extinction is a really good name for a band, come to think of it

A study just published in Nature has pointed out that it's just about time for the earth's sixth mass extinction, and that this extinction might in fact be underway as we speak.

Time magazine, covering the story, suggests that within 300 years 75% of the species on the planet could be wiped out.

National Geographic thinks change is coming even faster:
By the year 2100, human activities such as pollution, land clearing, and overfishing may have driven more than half of the world's marine and land species to extinction.
Dude, we eat those species!

I've done some Googling on the "sixth mass extinction," and all I can say is I wish I hadn't. Although I must admit it is somewhat gratifying that there is a group of scientists that share my "we're all gonna die" perspective. Take this cheery article abstract from the Asian Journal of Experimental Sciences, for example:
Mass extinctions probably account for the disappearance of less than 5% of all extinct species – 95% of species extinctions occur between mass extinctions. In short, extinction can occur at any time in Earth’s history. The concept of sustainable use of the planet assumes that humans can live on the planet indefinitely – or at least until the sun dies. However, human production of greenhouse gases is resulting in rapid climate change that threatens human society globally. In addition, greenhouse gas emissions are increasing markedly, and no agreement has been reached on specific goals for reducing emissions. Finally, coal is being used to replace diminishing supplies of petroleum, despite evidence that coal produces about twice as many greenhouse gas emissions per unit of energy produced than petroleum. Although alternative sources of energy (e.g., wind, solar, geothermal) are becoming increasingly popular, humankind’s primary source of energy is fossil fuels. Global climate change resulting from anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions has already affected food production, water supplies, natural habitat, and human security. Climate change and other types of habitat destruction threaten the biospheric life support system upon which human survival depends. All these issues suggest that Homo sapiens may be just another stochastic event that is adversely affecting life on Earth.

It doesn't feel very good to be called "just another stochastic event that is adversely affecting life on earth," does it?


I guess the moral of this story is that we should probably live it up because we're going extinct, possibly soon.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Mmmm, estrogen.

Is your reusable plastic water bottle labeled BPA free? Doesn't mean it's free from chemicals that act like estrogen, as a recently published study has shown.

NPR Story here.

Until I hear that glass and metal are terrible too, I think I'll stick to these materials for food and water storage.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Don't ever touch a grocery cart again

No, really.

A group of researchers at the University of Arizona recently released a study in which they analyzed the bacteria found on reusable shopping bags and grocery carts. As this article summarizes:

Researchers at the University of Arizona say shopping carts and reusable grocery bags are teeming with fecal matter and bacteria, often more than a typical bathroom.

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72 percent of the carts [tested] had a positive marker for fecal bacteria and half had Escherichia coli (E. coli). He also found reusable shopping bags that are not washed regularly are swarming with bacteria.

Gag.

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Sensible update, March 7:
If you wash your hands after grocery shopping you'll probably be fine.