Not dead, just restin'

Oh, hai. Has it really been over a month since I last blogged?  That's crazypants. Does it mean we're all not gonna die? Heavens no; evidence still abounds that the world is collapsing all around us.  I mean, you need look no further than this disgusting concoction which I had the (dis)pleasure of tasting this weekend:

(Incidentally, those fries were also pretty disgusting, some of the worst things I've eaten in a long long time. I can't believe people eat that sort of stuff regularly.)

Speaking of fast food, there is also this. Never let it be said there is no truth in advertising.