Monday, December 29, 2014

2014 in Review, Part 1

Hi blog! I'm not dead, I just haven't had the time/inclination for blogging as of late. But you know I love me a good year end review, so here's the first of at least two that I'm planning. This one is short...just a quick roundup of stuff I did, with some bonus links for funsies. The annual year-end book review will be coming very early in 2015. Happy new year!

January

In January I went to Sugarloaf on what is becoming an annual ski trip with friends. This year the mountain was mad cold and mad icy, so not very much fun to ski on, but at least it was pretty!

All the way at the tippy tippy top of the mountain, in my dope hat.
Purty

February

February was a super exciting month because I jet-setted over to Europe to see the inimitable Sarah Stein in her new home of Switzerland. We also took a weekend hop over to London, where we drank prosecco in public and ate a lot of good food and had a jolly old time. It was super fun, and I hope to go back sometime in 2015.

The Matterhorn!!
Eating and drinking our way through Borough Market
My favorite news story of the year also happened in February (though I use the term "news" loosely).

March

In March my sister and her boyfriend visited! I forced them to play board games every night and boy did they love it.

Don't they look like they love it?
Ready to go clubbing!
Oh yeah, and that Malaysia Airlines thing happened in March. I was like, obsessed.

April

April was exciting because I went home to visit my family (okay, mostly just my niece and nephew) TWO times, and I also went to California to visit Jessie!

Visit 1. Not pictured: so much snot coming out of those noses.
Visit 2. This stinker had her first birthday!
Visit 2. Poor guy; it was his third birthday and he had to help make his own birthday cake!
Eating ice cream frozen with liquid nitrogen in Berkeley, with Jessie!

May

May was the month of awkward and odd pictures of me.

When I asked whether I have such weird cheekbones in real life, the guy who drew this said, exasperated(ly?), "this *is* a caricature."
This is a 3-D portrait I got at the Makerbot store. If I wanted to, I could use this to print out a little plastic bust of myself.  A plastic bust of myself with melllllting boooobs....
This was my Facebook profile picture for a while, and my mom loved it--primarily because, as she told me on the phone, "I know what YOLO means!" Good job, mom.

June

June was another fairly exciting month because I got to see my niece and nephew again AND I had my 10-year college reunion. The reunion was pretty awesome, I must say, although it was potentially--I can neither confirm nor deny this--a little too booze-soaked.

I love this picture so much.
Reunion buddies!
This also happened in June.

July

I started out the month of July in rainy but beautiful Iceland with my mom, and ended it with a (much too) quick visit from my former LA roommate JRo. I have no recollection of what happened in between, but that's okay, because those two events were excitement enough!

So many waterfalls in Iceland.
About to get on a boat to look at big chunks of ice.
Oh JRo, won't you move to boston?

August

In August we had our first family vacation in many many years, and our first ever with my sister's kids. It was hectic--a three-year-old and a one-year-old are certainly a handful--but it was awesome just the same. Also in August, my Dartmouth alumni softball team won the championships for a third year in a row. We're calling it a "threepeat" because we're ivy league dicks. Oh, and speaking of the ivy league (but not dicks), my former college roommate Jessica hosted me for a lovely overnight at the end of the month.

Oh what fun it is to chase ducks!
I golfed nine holes with these two jokers and was only 50-something over par.
Lake George in the early morning hours. There are benefits to waking up before sunrise.
We need to hang out way more often.

September

In September I went to Seattle with a coworker for a software conference, which was super sweet because it featured a ton of amazing speakers and performers like Hans Rosling, Neil Degrasse Tyson, The Head and the Heart, and, of course, Sir Mix-A-Lot. And as if that weren't enough, in September I also got to drive a boat on the Charles AND was treated to a visit to King Richard's Faire by Christine. (It's exactly what I wanted for my birthday! How did you know, Christine?)

At the conference we got a free trip up the space needle, with a free picture in front of a green screen beforehand. My weird cheekbones were apparently too much for my coworker's glasses. I'm lucky I didn't break the green screen with those pointy things.
Hans Rosling and his analog cursor.
NDT: I'm in love.
Fuck yeah Sir Mix-A-Lot (and his homie orchestra).
Definitely not drinking and driving. Definitely not.
This was taken just before Christine sunk an axe into the heart of that moon behind her, and just before all of my axes ended up on the ground. If you had to take only one of us wenches into battle, you should definitely pick Christine.

October

October was exciting because 1) I turned a palindromic 33; 2) I went to visit Jessie and her new baby in Cali (with a bonus visit to see Sarah and HER new baby); and 3) I sewed my first wearable garment: a t-shirt!  Have I mentioned that I got kind of obsessed with sewing in 2014? No? Well, I did. So far I've made two shirts and a dress, and half of two other shirts that I abandoned because they had no hope of turning out well. Coming up in 2015: skirts, another (hopefully much more flattering) dress, shorts, and more shirts! Assuming I don't burn out on the sewing thing...which I had better not, because over the past five months I've impulse-purchased enough fabric to last me many years.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
The sweet shirt I sewed myself!
Jessie and I made the most adorable baby the most adorable Halloween costume. I mean, none of this could get any cuter, amirite?
That's a good looking family right there (minus the chick on the right).

November

In November I went to a conference in Philly, which was mostly uneventful, though I did get to see my friend Diana and eat some tasty sushi. I also, of course, went home for Thanksgiving and took a ton of selfies with the cutest kids ever.

View from my Philly hotel room.
Nom nom nom
She made that face all on her own. Before you know it she'll be doing the duckface/peace sign pose.
This family really knows how to party.

December

In December I made a new BFF at the mall and I went BACK to Cali to visit Jessie for a record-breaking THIRD time in one year. Also there was Hanukkah, and Christmas, and yadda yadda. Next up: New Years!

When I complimented Santa on his costume, he got rather offended and said "This isn't a costume, this is my suit." 
Athena is not impressed with her Aunt Jessica's third visit.
XOXOXOXOXO
Bring on 2015!


10 comments:

  1. Wow. So much here. It looks like it was a great year. Here's to wishing you a great 2015.

    Some comments.

    - That caricature is truly horrible.

    - Those boobs are melting.

    - I don't know what YOLO means.

    - That axe throwing is totally badass, even if you're terrible.

    - My friend S in Calgary from whose home I just returned and who once blog-comment-invited you to her parents' home early in your unsettled California days gave me her old sewing machine earlier this year because her folks got her a new one for her birthday (even though the one I inherited isn't all that old and is pretty great in and of itself). I haven't learned to sew on it yet, though, and my mother doesn't really want to teach me. I'll put it on my list for this winter. But if you have any tips on getting going, I'd love to hear them.

    - I blog-commented this earlier in the year, but I'll reprise it as it was never acknowledged and is appropriate anew.

    - Not to dwell, but it looks like your sister had some disruption in her life in the relatively recent past.

    - Some '02 friends I picked up at the airport on Christmas Eve left a carseat buckle strap in my vehicle. I need to return it to them.

    Happy New Year 2015, Jessicool!

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  2. Was at not-quite-petting zoo/historic farm with Dmouth people yesterday and one started talking about ligers and tigons after discussing horse/mile hybrids. Thought of you.

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  3. Happy birthday (I think)! Miss you! Hope all is well!

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  4. Jessicool dream last night. And another a few days before. Getting back to the good stuff now that I don't need to have Ivanka Trump nightmares anymore, I guess. Also, happy pandemic.

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  5. <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/16/well/live/tooth-grinding-night-guards.html>New article, old topic</a>

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  6. I've apparently forgotten how to hyperlink in html?

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  7. Happy birthday 2022! And the years march on.

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